Paradise Lost or Paradise Found?
A hefty cocktail made the traditional way with fresh squeezed lime, amber rum, house-made orgeat, Curacao, and a dark Jamaican rum float. Garnished with mint and love.
Lured into the jungle by wafts of dark rum, pineapple, fresh lime, almonds, and mysterious drums, you trip head first into a hole. You know what happens next.
The sun is setting and the torches are on fire. Better than taking a walk on a deserted beach with your secret lover, and not getting busted. Flavors of strawberry, lychee, lime & pineapple... and paradise. Completely inauthentic, but who gives a crap.
Only one foo will do, in this not so foo-foo fighting beverage. Special Kung Fu flavors of Jamaican rums, coconut, and Hawaiian island flavor.
Suzi threw herself on the rocky shore after heeding this Siren's Call...and the rest is a blur. Dark Jamaican rum, ginger syrup, lime, pineapple. Garnished with orange, lemon and enticing appeal.
A zombie walks into a bar...that’s it, he just does, cause he’s not too smart. Drink a few rum soaked cherry, cola, & lime slushies and become completely brainless too.
An absurd blend of amusing flavors and pirate-like fun...but with no pirates. Berries, hibiscus, banana, fresh lime.
This cockatiel never touched the stuff... for all ages, Suzi’s non-alcoholic tiki drink. Coconut, ginger and a blend of fruit.
Suzi says, ‘Your petty concerns of authenticity are irrelevant.’” A 20 oz. delirium of Plantation 5 year, Sailor Jerry, Trader Vic’s, and a whole lime. Amazing!
Polynesian Paralysis: ‘‘A screaming desire not to work, nor do anything that requires any substantial effort either physical or mental.’’ That’s the right attitude. Made with 4 different rums, hibiscus, and citrus.
Booted out of the Molokai Academy of Psychology, Suzi never forgot the lesson she learned... Misery wants a drink. A wallop of dark Jamaican rum, fresh lime, falernum, and paradise bitters.Depression management.
A cross between a tropical white Russian and a pina colada, but not really. Vanilla, coconut cream, allspice & West Indies rum. Served not in a coconut, but a rocket ship...just kidding.
One Eyed Willy
This salty dog is a dangerous and deadly potion. Dark Jamaican rum, house-made falernum, orange, pineapple, fresh lime, and 151 rum.
Unwelcome intruders to the forbidden island are cursed by the Native’s with a terrible spell... never ending boredom. To reverse the curse natives drink an elixir of West Indies rum, passion fruit, coconut, and citrus.
Never mess with a woman scorned. 48 oz. of liquor-on-fire nonsense. A cadre of booze and boozosity. Mango, hibiscus, pineapple, orange, and citrus bitters.
Eruption in Paradise
Lacking any decorum, this smoking potion will bring you to new heights of disgrace. Made with a superb blend of exotic rums, falernum (lime zest almonds, spices), and fresh fruit nectars. Circa 1969
Whisker Licker | Pineapple Mango Lager
Collaboration with Insight
Surly Furious | IPA MN
Indeed Shenanigans | White Ale MN
Go Halfsies | Grapefruit Raddler
Collaboration with Indeed
Kona Big Wave | Golden Ale HI
Sociable Cider | Hibiscus Rose Cider MN
Pacifico | Pilsner Mexico (better than Corona)
Plush Puppy | Pink Guava & Peach Fruit Ale
Collaboration with Able Seedhouse
Excelsior Big Island | Blonde Ale MN
Insight Troll Way | 7% IPA MN
Grain Belt Premium | Lager MN
Avery Liliko'i Kepolo (12oz) Passion Fruit White Ale
Modist False Pattern (16oz) Pale Ale
Lift Bridge Root Beer (16oz) N/A
Mich Golden Light (12oz)
Wine & Bubbles
Champagne in a Little Bottle
Veuve Clicquot Bottle
For your best summer celebration. Cheers!
Pinot Noir | Russian River Valley, California
Trapiche Oak Cask
Malbec | Argentina
Lost Angel Mischief
Red Blend | California
7 Deadly Zins
Zinfandel | California
Cabernet | California
Sauvignon Blanc | New Zealand
Pinot Grigio | Sierra Foothills, California
Chardonnay | Napa Valley, California
Bieler Pere et Fils
Rosé | France
Black Cherry or Mango
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Bloody Mary Bary $11
Loads of crap you can shove in a glass
Tropical Mimosas $9
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