We like to think a profound existential awareness can be achieved by ordering every tiki drink on our menu. Or at least a profound awareness of what the floor looks like close up. MARVEL... at the nuances that can be achieved by combining ridiculous amounts of premium liquor with exotic mixers, spices and fresh fruit. COLLECT... all the mugs, line them up on a shelf and pretend you have friends. WIPE... that silly look off your face and come down to enjoy them for yourself. We'll be waiting.